Saint Patrick's Day drinks from Tipsy Bartender for 2015

Just like last year, I'm skipping the science and going directly to the drinking for today's holiday courtesy of Tipsy Bartender.

First up, the St. Patrick's Day Guinness Float.

This sexy, simple drink will blow your mind... GUINNESS FLOAT! Make this one for St. Patty's Day, it's sure to be a crowd pleaser!
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RECIPE
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Guinness Stout
3 Scoops Vanilla Ice Cream
Whipped Cream
Caramel Syrup
Sprinkles

That actually looks like it tastes good, not that I'm going to imbibe, as I'm on a diet.  Still, I'm tempted.

Follow over the jump for two drinks that aren't quite as Irish, but at least they're green.

As far I can tell, there's nothing Irish about St Patrick's Day Jungle Juice except the green color.

Celebrate St. Patrick's Day the right way... ST. PATRICK'S DAY JUNGLE JUICE! It'll knock you back!
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RECIPE
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1 Bottle Rum
1 Bottle Gin
1 Bottle Tequila
1 Bottle Vodka
1 Bottle Blue Curacao
1/3 Bottle Melon Liqueur
1 Can of Pineapple Juice
1 Bottle White Peach Cranberry Juice
2 Bottles Mango Nectar
Mango Slices
Sliced Strawberries
Sliced Oranges
Sliced Pineapples

I'm not that impressed with the drink, but I think this is the funniest I've ever seen Nikki in one of these videos.

Finally, a drink that will work just as well for Cinco De Mayo as for today, the St. Patrick's Day Mexican Leprechaun Margarita.

A crazy margarita in honor of St. Patrick's Day!
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1 oz. (30ml) Tequila
1/2 oz. (15ml) Melon Liqueur
1/2 oz. (15ml) Sour Apple Pucker
1 1/2 oz. (45ml) Pineapple Juice
1 1/2 oz. (45ml) Apple Juice
Lime Slices
Lucky Charm Marshmallows

About the most Irish ingredient in this drink are the Lucky Charms marshmallows, and that's not saying much.  Just the same, at least it's green.

With that, Happy St. Patrick's Day and drink responsibly.