Happy Halloween from Crazy Eddie's Motie News! To celebrate the holiday, I'm presenting this year's version of Halloween drinks from Tipsy Bartender. A couple of years ago, the theme was zombie drinks inspired by "The Walking Dead." This year, it seems to be pumpkins and bloody eyeballs. I'll save the eye scream for later and start with the Halloween Pumpkin Cooler.
The world's most awesome Halloween beer cooler ever!That's an impressive, artistic, natural, and functional centerpiece!
THE HALLOWEEN PUMPKIN COOLER
1 Big Pumpkin
24 pack of beer
Enough of the decorations. Follow over the jump for the actual drink recipes.
The first recipe is for The Ultimate Halloween Jungle Juice.
The ultimate Halloween Jungle Juice!Neither Brittany nor Skyy are right about her costume; she's neither a dragonfly nor an angel, as those are butterfly wings, not dragonfly wings or bird wings. She would make a good fairy, so a Victoria's Secret Fairy she is.
HALLOWEEN JUNGLE JUICE
1 Bottle 99 Apples
1 Bottle Coconut Rum
1 Bottle Peach Schnapps
1 Bottle Strawberry Wine
1 Bottle Gin
1 Bottle Rum
1 Bottle Vodka
1 Bottle Everclear
2 Bottles Orange Soda
2 Bottles Mango Peach Juice
Next, the first of three eyeball recipes, Drunken Halloween Chocolate Bloody Eyes.
Chocolate eyeballs filled with vodka jello. An awesome adult Halloween treat.Thanks to this recipe, this entry has a "food" label. As for Inna, this is the second time she and Skyy play with each other's butts. The next video in which she appears will be the first.
DRUNKEN HALLOWEEN CHOCOLATE BLOODY EYES
Cake Pop Pan
White Candy Melts
Blue Candy Melts
Red Candy Melts
Black Candy Melts/ or use black food coloring
1 Cup Hot Water
1 Cup Cherry Vodka
The second recipe following this year's halloween theme is Halloween Eye Ball Jello Shots.
Scary Halloween Eye Ball Jello Shots...perfect for your Halloween party!Chiquita Banana? No, Carmen Miranda!
HALLOWEEN EYE BALL JELLO SHOTS
3 oz. (90 ml) Lime Jello
1 Cup of Hot Water
1/2 Cup of Vodka
Black Grape Slice
Inna returns for the third recipe fitting the theme for this Halloween, The Bloody Skull Eyeball Cocktail.
It's Halloween time! Check out the skulls in this drink! The drink also glows in the dark!I told you they played with each other's butts.
THE SKULL EYEBALL COCKTAIL
Gummy Life Savers
Red Food Coloring
1 oz. (30ml) Citrus Vodka
1 oz. (30ml) Tonic Water
Splash Blue Curacao
Splash Lemonade (optional)
Before I move on, Inna's costume reminds me of Putin the Brony on His Little Pony. Her accent helps. Also, if her dog looks familiar, it's the same one who appeared in last year's edition as well as Clapping for the Progress Fairy. As a fellow dachshund owner, I approve!
Finally, what Halloween would be complete without a candy bowl, so here's the Warheads Candy Bowl.
It's a candy bowl made of warhead candy infused vodka!That's some candy bowl and some special guest!
WARHEAD CANDY BOWL
3 oz. Warheads Vodka Black Cherry
3 oz. Blue Raspberry Warhead Vodka
3 oz. Green Apple Warheads Vodka
3 oz. Lemon Warheads Vodka
Garnish With Warheads Sour Chewy Cubes
This completes October 2015's posts. Stay tuned for an advisory for the end of Daylight Saving Time, a post for Entertainment Sunday, and the NaBloPoMo entry for November.