Halloween drinks from Tipsy Bartender for 2015

Happy Halloween from Crazy Eddie's Motie News!  To celebrate the holiday, I'm presenting this year's version of Halloween drinks from Tipsy Bartender.  A couple of years ago, the theme was zombie drinks inspired by "The Walking Dead."  This year, it seems to be pumpkins and bloody eyeballs.  I'll save the eye scream for later and start with the Halloween Pumpkin Cooler.

The world's most awesome Halloween beer cooler ever!
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THE HALLOWEEN PUMPKIN COOLER
1 Big Pumpkin
24 pack of beer
Dry Ice

That's an impressive, artistic, natural, and functional centerpiece!

Enough of the decorations.  Follow over the jump for the actual drink recipes.

The first recipe is for The Ultimate Halloween Jungle Juice.

The ultimate Halloween Jungle Juice!
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HALLOWEEN JUNGLE JUICE
Strawberry Slices
Orange Slices
Pineapple Slices
1 Bottle 99 Apples
1 Bottle Coconut Rum
1 Bottle Peach Schnapps
1 Bottle Strawberry Wine
1 Bottle Gin
1 Bottle Rum
1 Bottle Vodka
1 Bottle Everclear
2 Bottles Orange Soda
2 Bottles Mango Peach Juice
Whole Apples
Dry Ice

Neither Brittany nor Skyy are right about her costume; she's neither a dragonfly nor an angel, as those are butterfly wings, not dragonfly wings or bird wings.  She would make a good fairy, so a Victoria's Secret Fairy she is.

Next, the first of three eyeball recipes, Drunken Halloween Chocolate Bloody Eyes.

Chocolate eyeballs filled with vodka jello. An awesome adult Halloween treat.
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DRUNKEN HALLOWEEN CHOCOLATE BLOODY EYES
Cake Pop Pan
White Candy Melts
Blue Candy Melts
Red Candy Melts
Black Candy Melts/ or use black food coloring

Jello:
1 Cup Hot Water
Cherry Jello
1 Cup Cherry Vodka

Thanks to this recipe, this entry has a "food" label.  As for Inna, this is the second time she and Skyy play with each other's butts.  The next video in which she appears will be the first.

The second recipe following this year's halloween theme is Halloween Eye Ball Jello Shots.

Scary Halloween Eye Ball Jello Shots...perfect for your Halloween party!
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HALLOWEEN EYE BALL JELLO SHOTS
Jello:
3 oz. (90 ml) Lime Jello
1 Cup of Hot Water
1/2 Cup of Vodka

Eye Ball:
Lychee
Maraschino Cherries
Black Grape Slice

Chiquita Banana?  No, Carmen Miranda!

Inna returns for the third recipe fitting the theme for this Halloween, The Bloody Skull Eyeball Cocktail.

It's Halloween time! Check out the skulls in this drink! The drink also glows in the dark!
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THE SKULL EYEBALL COCKTAIL
Eyeballs:
Blueberries
Gummy Life Savers
Tonic Water

Blood:
Corn Syrup
Red Food Coloring

Blue Cocktail
1 oz. (30ml) Citrus Vodka
1 oz. (30ml) Tonic Water
Splash Blue Curacao
Splash Lemonade (optional)

I told you they played with each other's butts.

Before I move on, Inna's costume reminds me of Putin the Brony on His Little Pony.  Her accent helps.  Also, if her dog looks familiar, it's the same one who appeared in last year's edition as well as Clapping for the Progress Fairy.  As a fellow dachshund owner, I approve!

Finally, what Halloween would be complete without a candy bowl, so here's the Warheads Candy Bowl.

It's a candy bowl made of warhead candy infused vodka!
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WARHEAD CANDY BOWL
Purple Layer:
3 oz. Warheads Vodka Black Cherry
Ice
Blend

Blue Layer:
3 oz. Blue Raspberry Warhead Vodka
Ice
Blend

Red Layer:
Ice
Blend

Green Layer:
3 oz. Green Apple Warheads Vodka
Ice
Blend

Yellow Layer:
3 oz. Lemon Warheads Vodka
Ice
Blend

Garnish With Warheads Sour Chewy Cubes

That's some candy bowl and some special guest!

This completes October 2015's posts.  Stay tuned for an advisory for the end of Daylight Saving Time, a post for Entertainment Sunday, and the NaBloPoMo entry for November.