Thursday, January 25, 2024

Closer looks at Trump and Biden winning in New Hampshire from Meyers, Colbert, and Kimmel

After looking at the Razzies' bad math, it's time for me to return to the New Hampshire Primary through comedy, of course. I begin with Seth Meyers' Even Fox News Admits New Hampshire Result Was Bad for Trump, Good for Biden: A Closer Look.

Seth takes a closer look at Donald Trump threatening Nikki Haley in an angry speech after an underwhelming New Hampshire result where even Fox News was forced to admit that a sizable portion of Republicans might not support Trump in November.
Listening to Marjorie Taylor Greene and Donald Trump reminds me that there's one thing I dislike more than a sore loser and that's a sore winner and both of them are sore winners.

Stephen Colbert covered New Hampshire and more in Trump Is Big Mad At Nikki Haley | White House Pharmacy Scandal | Many Loose Bolts Found On Planes.

The former president lashed out at Nikki Haley for acting like she won the New Hampshire primary, a new report alleges rampant abuse of prescription drugs by staffers in the Trump White House, and Alaska Airlines is finding an alarming number of loose bolts on its planes.
Stephen is right; Trump was being catty about Nikki Haley's dress while hardly being in a position to complain. Also, I'm glad Stephen mentioned Vermin Supreme, a perpetual candidate in New Hampshire and always good for a laugh.

After making jokes about Snoop Dogg, Jimmy Kimmel talked about MAGA Nuts Rally Around Trump After NH Win, Capitol Rioters Arrested & Trouble Brewing in Dildo.

Donald Trump beat Nikki Haley by double digits in New Hampshire last night and she is still aiming to debate him, it was party night in MAGA land as Kellyanne Conway, Marjorie Taylor Greene and George Santos came out in support of Donny, more than a thousand people have been arrested in connection with the Insurrection and the good folks who were rioting are complaining now that it’s affecting their travel plans, Justin Trudeau seems to be losing sleep over Trump possibly being president again, and Jimmy releases an attack ad against a guy named Todd Cole who wants to take his Mayor of Dildo title.
George Santos — that's a name I was hoping never to write about again.

I'm closing the circle by returning to Seth, whose first guest was Alex Wagner Breaks Down the Results of the New Hampshire Primary for Trump and Haley.

Alex Wagner discusses doing the live coverage for the New Hampshire primary and whether she thinks Nikki Haley has the votes to eventually surpass Donald Trump.
If I were in Alex's position, I'd miss the horserace, too. At least she'll get it during the general election.

That's it for the reactions to the New Hampshire Primary. Stay tuned for the Doomsday Clock.

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