Paul Krugman's and Robin Wells' gifts for GOP presidential candidates

In Political Holiday Gifts, Paul Krugman describes the gifts he and his wife Robin should be given to the GOP candidates this holiday season. They came up with some real winners:

Newt Gingrich fill-in-the-blanks divorce papers.

For beachwear, Mitt Romney flip-flops.

A Ron Paul Austrian-English dictionary.

For pet lovers, a Romney dog-on-car carrying case, and a Rick Santorum man … I think I’ll stop right there.

A Jon Huntsman invisibility cloak, just like the one he already wears.

A Rick Perry three-piece brain booster set, containing smart water, vitamin B12, and something else (we can’t remember what).

As you can see, he and his wife didn't think of appropriate gifts for Michele Bachmann and Herman Cain, but he did ask his readers for suggestions. There are currently 141 221 comments, so I'm sure there are plenty of good ideas among them.