Seth takes a closer look at Canada's prime minister, Mark Carney, telling Donald Trump that Canada will never be the 51st state.Time for me to repeat my crackpot idea about incorporating Canada into the U.S. from Meyers, The Daily Show, and Kimmel take closer looks at Trump's designs on Greenland and Canada.
I'd only be in favor of that if each Canadian province were admitted as the 53rd through 62nd states after Washington D.C. and Puerto Rico. That's only slightly more likely than "a new constitution that replaces the republic with a constitutional monarchy and invite[s] Meghan Mountbatten-Windsor to be Queen." Monkeys will fly out of my butt first.I amended that with "maybe not Prince Edward Island; they might have to rejoin Nova Scotia first." Also, anyone who thinks Canadians are nice, polite people have never seen them at a hockey game!
The Daily Show examined the meeting in Canada PM Carney Friend-Zones Trump & Real ID Brings Out the Karens the night before.
Desi Lydic recaps Trump's oblivious reaction to getting friend-zoned by Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney and prepares for a summer of s***ty air travel as the Real ID deadline approaches and Newark Airport spirals into more chaos."You never met her, because she lives up in Canada — oh, that excuse doesn't work." That sounds familiar — "my girlfriend goes to another school/was in summer camp with me/lives in Canada, so you don't know her. I resemble that last remark; the ex-girlfriend I write about the most was living in Canada while we were dating." As for the rest of the segment, I'm glad I got Real ID two years ago and the crash in January was only the beginning of problems with air travel.
I close the above the jump part of this post with Jimmy Kimmel's monologue, Trump Makes Hollywood Great Again & Canadian Prime Minister Shuts Down Becoming 51st State.
The stars came out for the annual Met Gala last night and there were many creatively-preposterous outfits on display, Jimmy has thoughts on people using the word “giving,” Trump met with new Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney at the White House, he is planning to slap a 100% on any movies filmed outside the United States, Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent might need to be unplugged and plugged back in, Trump had a press conference to announce that the 2027 NFL Draft will take place on the National Mall in DC, he signed an executive order aimed raising awareness for mental health, Skype is now in internet heaven, and in honor of Teacher Appreciation Day we give Americans the chance to apologize to their teachers.Donald "Hoover Cleveland" Trump's proposal to assess 100% tariffs on movies produced overseas will hurt Canada, especially Vancouver, who benefits from American studios shooting films and TV shows there, as I described in Vox explains 'Why your favorite movies fake their locations' plus the Leo Awards. That might not work out the way Hoover Cleveland thinks it will. I might get to that later. In the meantime, follow over the jump for a retrospective of last year's most read comedy posts about the 2024 election where Hoover Cleveland was not the focus, just to remind my readers of the alternative.

I shared The Daily Show examines 'Harris Hunts for a VP' and the Veepstakes from left to center from August 2, 2024 at the Citizen Connect/Coffee Party USA Facebook page. It was also my best share on X during August 2024 and the blogging year, earning 4,709 views (most for year and August 2024), 3 likes, and 2 replies in 1 thread. The original tweet on August 2, 2024 earned 1,299 views and 2 retweets. The retweet earned 1,168 Views, 1 like, and 1 retweet. All that helped the post gain 436 default and 466 raw page views during August 2024 to rank third for the month. By March 20, 2025, it had 466 default and 508 raw page views to rank ninth by the first measure, 17th among entries posted during the 2024-2025 blogging year by raw page views and 21st overall.

I shared Kamala Harris visits 'The Late Show with Stephen Colbert' from October 9, 2024 at the Citizen Connect/Coffee Party Facebook page then Steve in Manhattan linked to it at Crooks and Liars. Both helped it earn 391 default and 408 raw page views to rank fourth by default page views and fifth by raw page views.It ended the blogging year with 446 raw page views to rank 26th among entries posted during the blogging year and 30th overall.

I shared Stewart, Colbert, and Kimmel recap last night's debate from September 11, 2024 at the Citizen Connect/Coffee Party USA Facebook page. It was also the most viewed link on Threads during September 2024 earning 3 likes and 1 repost on 708 views, the most for the month and blogging year. Between the two, it garnered 375 default and 389 raw page views to rank second overall and first among entries posted during September 2024. It ended the blogging year with 444 raw page views to rank 28th among entries posted between March 21, 2024 and March 20, 2025 and 32nd overall.

I shared Emmy-nominated 'Desi Lydic Foxsplains Accusations that Republicans are "Weird"' plus the short form Emmy nominees from August 3, 2024 at the Citizen Connect Facebook page, earning it 308 default and 344 raw page views to rank fifth during August 2024. It ended the 2024-2025 blogging year with 343 default and 410 raw page views to rank 19th by default page views, 34th by raw page views among entries posted during the blogging year and 38th overall. I plan on reusing this for an entry about Emmy nominees.
That concludes today's comedy political coverage. Stay tuned for Flashback Friday.
Previous posts in this series
- Nowruz Pirooz and Happy 14th Birthday to this blog!
- Stats for the 14th year of Crazy Eddie's Motie News on Wayback Wednesday
- CityNerd warns 'The New USDOT Is Coming for Your "Woke" Projects,' a driving update on Throwback Thursday
- My Saturn Awards preferences and predictions vs. the winners for Flashback Friday
- 'SNL' mocks the Signal group chat in its cold open and Weekend Update
- Ig Nobel Prizes for April Fools Day 2025, a holiday special
- Vox asks 'RFK Jr. is in charge of vaccines. What now?' A Wayback Wednesday special
- Kosta, Colbert, and Meyers take closer looks at tariffs on Flashback Friday
- 'Star Trek: Strange New Worlds' for First Contact Day, a holiday special
- CNBC explains 'How Private Equity Is Behind Red Lobster And TGI Fridays' Bankruptcies,' a tale of the Retail Apocalypse for Wayback Wednesday
- PBS Terra asks 'Save the Planet? In THIS Economy? Pffft' for an Earth Month Throwback Thursday
- PBS Terra tells 'The REAL Story of the LA Fires | Full Documentary' for Flashback Friday
- Randy Rainbow sings 'Fees, Fees, Fees' for Wayback Wednesday
- LegalEagle contrasts 'Signal War Plans vs. Hillary's Emails' for Throwback Thursday
- Trump implementing Project 2025 for a Flashback Good Friday
- NativLang explains 'What English does - but most languages can't' on English Language Day for Wayback Wednesday
- Kamala Harris could run for California Governor on Throwback Thursday
- PBS Terra asks 'The Biggest Climate Scam Ever?' for a Flashback Friday Arbor Day
- Stewart, Meyers, Colbert, and Kimmel take closer looks at Trump's first 100 days for Wayback Wednesday
- Crossmen's 'Protest' for a drum corps May Day on Throwback Thursday
- Colbert, Meyers, Kosta, and Kimmel take closer looks at Mike Waltz being fired on Flashback Friday
- 'Last Week Tonight' examines 'Trump & Deportations' for Wayback Wednesday
- 'Inside the Messy Battle for the Biggest Swing State of 2024' by The Wall Steet Journal for Wayback Wednesday
- Trump implementing Project 2025 for a Flashback Good Friday
- Kamala Harris could run for California Governor on Throwback Thursday
- Stewart, Meyers, Colbert, and Kimmel take closer looks at Trump's first 100 days for Wayback Wednesday
- Crossmen's 'Protest' for a drum corps May Day on Throwback Thursday
- Colbert, Meyers, Kosta, and Kimmel take closer looks at Mike Waltz being fired on Flashback Friday
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