I begin with the bad news from Wochit about which cities to avoid in If the Zombie Apocalypse Happens, New York is Doomed!
If the zombie apocalypse were to ever happen, New York City is apparently doomed. CareerBuilder and Economic Modeling Specialists International recently conducted a “totally necessary and 100 percent practical survey” of the 53 largest metropolitan areas in the United States to see which metro region would be most, and least, likely to survive a zombie apocalypse. In the survey, the New York-Newark-New Jersey metropolitan area landed at the very bottom of the resulting Zombie Apocalypse Index, beating out Tampa, Miami, Jacksonville, and a whole bunch of other cities not found in Florida. To add insult to New Yorkers’ injury, the survey listed Boston as the no. 1 most zombie-ready city in the country.ETA: After five years, the Wochit video has been taken down, which screws up the social media preview image. I'm replacing it with The Worst Place To Be During A Zombie Apocalypse (Worst place to go Zombie outbreak) from Ponder.
A study by Careerbuilder.com corroborates the model’s findings with Chicago one of the worst metro areas to be in during a Zombie Apocalypse. The research was comprised of a weighted index ranking 53 us cities based on 5 different scoresw, Defense, Containment, Cure and Food. The scores were established by analyzing factors such as population density, biomedical research and supply of food to name a few. As for the best cities to find yourself in, Salt lake city UT, Columbus OH and surprisingly, Boston MA were at the top of list. So while New York LA and the Windy city are wonderful places to visit, those of you who are afraid of a zombie apocalypse might wanna consider settling their zombie proof bunkers somewhere else.The following table from Fortune names nine metropolitan areas to avoid during the Zombie Apocalypse.
Los Angeles and Riverside-San Bernardino were third and fourth least able to survive. That helps explain why L.A. fared so poorly in "Fear the Walking Dead." Las Vegas would be almost as bad off, as Tech Times listed it as tenth least likely to survive.
Not all of southern California is doomed, as San Diego landed in the top ten best places. Follow over the jump for stories about the best major cities to live in during the zombie apocalypse as well as how Michigan fared.
Fortune also named the ten cities best able to survive World War Z and explained why Boston was number one.
Boston scored the highest for its “cure score”, no surprise considering the city has been receiving the most dollars for medical research funding and has one of the highest active physicians per capita in the country. The study also points to a reasonable population density (read: fewer zombies) and good resources to combat the hungry horde.I'm not surprised by either Boston or Salt Lake City. In addition to the factors listed, the residents of the two cities have a higher level of social cohesion than nearly all the cities in the bottom ten.
Other cities that ranked high on the index included Salt Lake City, Utah (which was deemed a very good place to contain the spread of the virus), and Columbus, Ohio, which has a robust wholesale goods industry that will provide ample food.
Other standouts are Denver with the best score for containing the outbreak and Virginia Beach with the best defense rank. That last, because of the naval bases there, is one of the reasons why San Diego is on the list along with its high cure score. Now I'm wondering if the band of survivors in "Fear the Walking Dead" might try to sail there next season. I'm also wondering if the residents of Alexandria in "The Walking Dead" will interact with the survivors in Virginia Beach. Probably not, which is too bad.
Finally, MLive reported Michigan's major metro areas rated according to the Zombie Apocalypse Index.
Grand Rapids ranked No. 12 overall among 53 cities. Factors included a No. 1 ranking for its food supply, based on the percentage of exports in non-perishable food manufacturing. Battle Creek's Kellogg's cereal production appears to have benefited Grand Rapids in this case.Detroit was the second worst city in the country for defense after Grand Rapids. I never thought zombies would be a reason to hire more public safety and keep Selfridge open, but they are. Surprise!
But Grand Rapids also received the lowest score of any city for defense against the virus. Here, factors including percentage of the population in the military or law enforcement were considered, along with availability of small arms exports.
Detroit ranked No. 5 for its ability to contain the virus, but still came in No. 41 overall. Motown is credited with a relatively high percentage of residents working in engineering and construction but, in this case, low population density following the recession works to its advantage in slowing the rate at which the virus would spread.
I know just who to forward this post to. I have a friend who strongly believes in the coming of the zombie apocalypse. Thanks for the info!
ReplyDeleteYou're welcome! I don't take the zombie apocalypse seriously except as a metaphor for what Americans fear and want and a proxy for other disasters, but I'm glad to examine these issues through an entertainment lens.
DeleteI'm amazed Tampa doesn't have a better defense. We have MacDill AFB here. Only thing I can think of is that the city and surrounding metro is such sprawling suburban purgatory that our poorly laid out roadways make it impossible to set up effective barricades and safety zones.
ReplyDeleteWhat you cited screws up containment, not defense. What will lower your defense score is a relatively low number of people employed in law enforcement and other public safety, as well as how many guns are exported out of the area. I guess the index didn't look at gun ownership effectively.
DeleteMilwaukee has already had the zombie apocalypse - they're called Packer fans.
ReplyDeleteMy wife, who is from Chicago, would agree with you about the Packers fans being zombies.
DeleteI wrote the following about this entry in Broken Peach sings to update holidays from the back catalog for the ninth year of Crazy Eddie's Motie News.
ReplyDeleteToday is another day and the entry I'm sure is getting attention because of the pandemic is Zombie Apocalypse Index for Day of the (Walking) Dead from November 1, 2015. It earned ~1,180 raw page views during the ninth year of this blog to rank 10th overall. That's more than two-thirds of the 1530 total raw page views it had up to March 20, 2020. Like Sears Holdings still 'not dead yet' as deadline extended for rescue offer, it became more popular in January of this year, when it earned 165 raw page views, which would have tied it for 19th that month had I caught it, after been seen only 81 times the month before.* Its popularity continued to increase in February, when my readers viewed it 211 times, not enough to place it in the top 20. It broke into the top 20 in March, when it earned 334 default and 354 raw page views, ranking it tenth according to the former and 11th according to the latter for the month. It's currently the ninth most read entry over the past 30 days with 279 raw page views so far in April and the month still has 13 days to go! Oh, and it broke into the default top twenty for the past 12 months with 733 default and ~1,520 raw page views. Again, this is no mystery to me. As I first wrote in Discovery News on World War Z, "Who needs a imaginary zombie plague when a very real flu pandemic combined with mass riots against a background of crumbling infrastructure could produce the same response, if not much the same result?" My readers and I are finding out.
Since I wrote that in April, this entry has continued to earn readers to become the most read entry this calendar years with ~10,900 page views during the past 12 months and the 5th most read entry in the history of this blog with ~11,100 page views since it was posted 5 years ago.