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Monday, September 26, 2011
And the Dead Cat keeps bouncing
A nearly 400 point drop in the Dow is sparking new worries of a recession.
So Schrodinger and Heisenberg were driving when a cop pulled them over.
The cop says "Do you know how fast you were going?", to which Heisenberg said "No, but now I know where I am!".
The the cop said "OK, wise guy, pop the trunk". The cop walked around to the back of the car and yelled "Hey, did you know you have a dead cat in here?".
If you don't look at the cat, you don't know it's dead.
ReplyDeleteDon't take Narb's word for it, though. Just ask Schrodinger
Schroedinger tells that Heisenberg was here. Or was he? I'm not certain.
ReplyDeleteSo Schrodinger and Heisenberg were driving when a cop pulled them over.
ReplyDeleteThe cop says "Do you know how fast you were going?", to which Heisenberg said "No, but now I know where I am!".
The the cop said "OK, wise guy, pop the trunk". The cop walked around to the back of the car and yelled "Hey, did you know you have a dead cat in here?".
And Schrodinger said "I do now!"
Narb loves geek humor as well as jello.
I know you do. I'm going to keep going with the Quantum Mechanics jokes just so you don't start with your electicity puns.
ReplyDeleteMrs. Schroedinger to Mr. Schroedinger: What the hell did you do to the cat? It looks half dead!