In case my readers aren't finding the presidential contest enough of a joke, TomoNewsUS reported Deez Nuts 2016: Deez Nuts to run for president, beating Hillary Clinton on Twitter.
WALLINGFORD, IOWA -A new, hopeful third force in American politics has thrown his hat into the ring for next year's Presidential election, just when we thought the race was gonna be another routine two horse slog.This gave Tipsy Bartender a golden opportunity to craft a drink for a candidate other than Donald Trump. Therefore, today's lesson consists of Skyy and Brittany preparing the Deez Nuts For President Fishbowl.
Once Deez Nuts entered the presidential race we knew we had to make a drink for him! Check out this cocktail...DEEZ NUTS!!!It looks like it will be a long campaign season and the best coping strategy seems to be to drink heavily.
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DEEZ NUTS FOR PRESIDENT FISHBOWL
Baileys Irish Cream
Vanilla Vodka
Kahlua Coffee Liqueur
Frangelico
Butterscotch Schnapps
Strawberries
Oreos
M&M's
Butterfinger
Almond Joy
Reese's Peanut Butter Cup
Chocolate Syrup
Whipped Cream
Nuts
I apologize but unless he shows up at the GOP debate I cannot have him in my drinking game. Also, he's like effing 12 years old...
ReplyDeleteMore like 15. Just the same, don't worry. He won't be in any debates. Neither will Rick Perry. He quit. Can you say "oops"?
DeleteHe did, at least three times.
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*Groan* Just for that, drink some Lone Star.
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