'SNL' shows the week's headlines are enough to make you snap

Happy Sunday! It's time to looke at the highlights from last night's "Saturday Night Live" beginning with Weekend Update: Dr. Oz Experiments Killed 300 Dogs, Planned Parenthood Opens Mobile Clinic.

Weekend Update anchors Colin Jost and Michael Che tackle the week's biggest news, like President Biden pardoning thousands with marijuana convictions.

With that, I've taken comedic looks at both PBS NewsHour explains 'How Pennsylvania's midterm races impact the future of politics' and Biden announces pardons for federal marijuana possession. I already used comedy in Trevor Noah asks 'Who Is Herschel Walker?' — but the story deserves a second laugh.

Next, the part of the report that justifies my using this as the Sunday entertainment update, Weekend Update: Velma Comes Out as a Lesbian, Artist Sells Urine for $500.

Weekend Update anchors Colin Jost and Michael Che tackle the week's biggest news, like Hefty coming out with pumpkin spice scented trash bags.

Hey, National Vodka Day and National Coffee with a Cop Day! I bet someone in the SNL writing room likes National Day Calendar!

All those headlines and more are enough to get people to snap, so I'm skipping back to So You Think You Won't Snap Cold Open.

Game show contestants (Kenan Thompson, Heidi Gardner, Chloe Fineman, Devon Walker) compete to see who can keep their cool the longest.

I think Heidi Gardner's character lasted the longest. What do you think?

Enough of laughing at the week's headlines because it hurts too much to cry. Stay tuned for Columbus Day, Canadian Thanksgiving, Indigenous People's Day, and National Coming Out Day. More holidays!