First, here he is as one of a rogue's gallery of Republican candidates as Star Wars characters.
Seeing this lineup is enough to make one drink.*
Next, Chris Christie isn't the only candidate who reminds cartoonists of Jabba The Hutt.
Just remember what Princess Leia did to her captor. I'm sure the GOP would like to make life imitate art.
Finally, The
Yes, The Farce is strong with this one.
*That reminds me that there is a Democratic Debate tonight. Here are the drinks and drinking game rules for Hillary Clinton, Bernie Sanders, and Martin O'Malley. Happy debate watching, especially in the middle of a data breach scandal.
there is NO F-CKING WAY Jeb Bush can be as cool as CHEWIE (what a Wookie!). /rage
ReplyDeleteIf Jeb were a Star Wars character, he'd be Greedo.
Then no one on the Republican side gets to be Chewie, unless it's Rand Paul. As for Greedo, that would be Neil Bush, the brother who went into business instead of politics.
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